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I once wrote that if I were to ask Bill McKenna, “What time is it?” and he replied, “2 p.m.,” and I looked down at my watch, and it read “2 p.m.,” I would think that the watch was broken.
What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock.
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